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Menopausal Mermaid and Too Old Mermaid ( 2 prints) ***SAVE £5***

Menopausal Mermaid and Too Old Mermaid ( 2 prints) ***SAVE £5***

Two limited edition signed prints each one is signed and numbered  

with a border 2.5cm 21cm x 27cm


Am I too old to be a mermaid....
Am I too old to be a mermaid, with my saggy boobs and wrinkly tum?
Am I too old to be a mermaid ,at least the tail hides my aging bum?
My hair is grey and thinning, I have lost my flowing mermaid locks
Shall I leave it to the younger ones....to sit posing on the rocks?
But the ocean sets me free you see, it’s where I feel the most alive
When I glide beneath the waves , through the glistening surf I dive.
So I 'm NOT too old to be a mermaid, I shall keep swimming till I die
You should do what makes your heart sing , let’s be mermaids you and I !
By Rachel Toll
***PLUS***
Menopausal Mermaid 
I’m a Menopausal Mermaid
I’m a menopausal mermaid. I refuse to disappear.
I have all sorts of symptoms but I'll make one thing very clear.
Despite my achy joints, weight gain, and the sweats
I want to grasp each day with glee and live without regrets.
My tummy may be rounder, my libido may have gone.
But I love to be a mermaid so I’m going to carry on.
You do what makes you happy, through choppy waters we will glide.
I’ll be with you metaphorically, women swimming side by side.
By Rachel Toll
Happy Sunday x
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